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March 05, 2002

Terl

The Psychlos are harvesting Earth for slave labor and they decided to put this guy in charge of the operation. Whoa.

Many people drew comparisons between how dumb the movie was, how dumb the character was, and how dumb John Travolta must have been to make this movie. However, my point of view is simple: once you accept the fact that Terl is a complete dumbass, you'll enjoy the movie a little more. Not a lot, but it will help. Look for this guy to hang out at the bottom of the ratings for a while, because he is one Crazy Mofo who couldn't beat a cold if he had to.

INTELLIGENCE - 4: Let's start off with this guy's weak spot... besides the dreadlocks. Not bright at all - minimal understanding of his job and no clue what the humans are capable of.

POWER - 6: Definitely bigger than the average center on a basketball team, but he's a pretty hands off guy.

VILENESS - 6: Will resort to killing his own for profit or to set an example for others. There is an evil streak there.

SWAY - 5: Too hammy to be taken seriously. He gets NO respect from his own kind even though the humans fear him.

PURITY - 6: Extremely selfish and greedy. Doesn't trust anyone, which is a helpful asset at times.

PHYSICAL - 7: He does have one great look for a villain - pretty frightening. Minus a few points for the 'do, though.

TOTAL: 34

Posted by Destro at March 5, 2002 02:41 PM