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October 09, 2002
Master Betty
He was known to many as Master Pain, but one day this evil villain from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist decided he wanted to be called something else: Betty. Obey his wishes and you will not have to suffer the wrath of his... umm, wrath... or something.
Master Pai-- err, Betty -- is a powerful fighter, intimidating and seemingly impervious to any attack. But he doesn't want to be disliked, though. In fact, he's quite witty, even with the dubbed voice provided by director Steve Oedekerk. Take this excerpt from the movie, for example:
I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH!!
A commanding presence, to say the least. Master Betty has been terrorizing the townfolk for years, including killing the family of one little baby who grew up to be The Chosen One. In his quest for revenge, the Chosen One discovers Betty's secret to withstanding endless punches and kicks and ultimately defeats him. Evil can never be defeated forever, though, and one can only hope we will bear witness again to the villainy known as... Betty.
INTELLIGENCE - 5: Arrogant and proud, Betty is a capable villain, even if he's not as diabolical as others before him.
POWER - 8: Betty's fighting skills are fair, but his secret powers give him amazing strength and invulnerability.
VILENESS - 7: He will kill anyone in his way. But he will also slice off their toes!
SWAY - 7: Betty uses a powerful stare - and strange voice - to intimidate opponents.
PURITY - 8: He is evil... EVIL! But he's not afraid to joke with the other bad guys sometimes.
PHYSICAL - 7: He is an imposing figure to say the least. His scalp looks like a razor accident though.
TOTAL: 42
Posted by Destro at October 9, 2002 12:15 PM